Okay so this might be a bit much… but this is a Woggle:
This one’s name is Friar, he’s the first one I found.
I found him in a fossilized egg, within a fallen asteroid found on the beach. (← video of when I found it)
It then hatched and ran a bit of havoc in my apartment, so I set up a security camera to catch it
It took forever to find, but when I finally did thinks got even weirder…
First off, it looked EXACTLY like something I’d crochet
Also I realized they will only move when nobody is watching, which is why it was so hard for me to find!
I then found out that they were somehow… lucky? I don’t really know how to explain it but they just knew things and things always worked out for them!
This meant that they must be asexual! Meaning they don’t need a male and a female to reproduce! It was super interesting.
I named this one Erdle.
Then I realized. They hatch to look like what’s around them! This must be why they look crocheted, because I have crocheted things everywhere, and I have yarn everywhere!
Also they matched the things that were around them, like my red carpet for Friar, and the blue and yellow socks for Erdle! Meaning they’re perfectly camouflaged in!
So then I went down to Souther California for the holidays and brought all the Woggles and eggs that I had down with me so they didn’t wreck havoc in my house without me there
And when I came back…
I must have missed an egg, because there were Woggles all over my room!
Now my apartment is filled with these aliens and I don’t know what to do with them all!
So I started an adoption site at
If you or anyone you know would be a good home for one, please reach out to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
And you can watch the full series of videos from this here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD98L6zQwxJecGrmZi4rBNmUo3xvdu5BT
Thanks for reading!